Saturday, November 16, 2013

A Lon Cheney Double-Feature - Hope and Merrye-ment

My Favorite Brunette: There’s Always Hope!

This post is being revamped and republished for the Lon Chaney Blogathon, hosted by Movies Silently and The Last Drive-In, from November 15 through November 18, 2013. Have a thrilling time! We hope you'll enjoy this father-and-son double-feature!


So many of my favorite films have been restored to their original high-quality prints, such as Vertigo, Rear Window, and Touch of Evil, so I was thrilled when The Shout! Factory put out the 5-movie set The Bob Hope Collection, with my favorite Bob movie, the 1947 comedy-thriller My Favorite Brunette (MFB), written by Edmund Beloin & Jack Rose, and directed by Elliott Nugent (the 1939 version of The Cat and the Canary; Never Say Die; The Male Animal).  For my money, this comic gem is the best of Bob Hope’s three movies in the “Favorite” series. The first one, My Favorite Blonde (1942), teamed Hope with Madeleine Carroll in a zany yet suspenseful adventure reminiscent of her Alfred Hitchcock thrillers The 39 Steps (1935) and Secret Agent (1936). The last of the trilogy was My Favorite Spy (1951), in which Hope teamed up for similarly funny, frantic shenanigans with the beautiful and brainy Hedy Lamarr. Although I enjoyed all three “Favorites,” I was drawn most strongly to MFB because it affectionately spoofs one of my favorite genres, private eye mysteries.

I see a fabulous babe in your future!


I guess Mrs. Fong's baby isn't a vegetarian!
We meet our hero Ronnie Jackson (Hope), a successful San Francisco baby photographer, on Death Row—this is comedy?!  Oh yes it is, smarty, because there’s a gaggle of reporters interviewing our hero as he gets a chance to tell his side of the murder frame-up he’s embroiled in. In the true 1940s-style detective voiceover/flashback, Ronnie admits, “I wanted to be a detective, too. It only took brains, courage and a gun—and I had the gun!”



Carlotta Montay has a hush-hush case for our hero!

In flashbacks (this is a film noir spoof, after all, and a darn nifty one!), we find out that before Ronnie found himself embroiled in suspense, romance, and zany shenanigans, he was a successful baby photographer in San Francisco’s Trafalgar Building.  The tenant across the hall is cool, tough private detective Sam McCloud (and wait’ll you see the Paramount star doing a swell cameo as McCloud!).

"All my life, I wanted to be like Humphrey Bogart,
Dick Powell, or even Alan Ladd!
Sam’s just gone out of town on a case.  Before Ronnie can say “mistaken identity,” his dreams of playing shamus come all too true all too soon, when a beautiful, mysterious damsel-in-distress hurries into what’s really Sam McCloud’s office.  She is, as Ronnie describes her in voiceover, a “dark-eyed-dreamboat up to her gorgeous lips in trouble.”  Meet Ronnie’s new client, the lovely and desperate Carlotta Montay (played by the ever-delightful Dorothy Lamour, who went from getting rocked by the 1937 version of The Hurricane, to becoming part of a comedy movie trio with Bob, Bing Crosby, and “Dottie,” as the fellas nicknamed her in their first of their many “Road” comedies, starting with Road To Singapore (1940). Soon the cowardly yet determined Ronnie is up to his ski-nose in trouble as he and his comely client are chased by a gang of cutthroats with designs on Carlotta's uncle's uranium—that's right, uranium, just like in Alfred Hitchcock’s  Notorious!). And what a dastardly bunch they are:

*Jack LaRue* as sinister Tony, from No Orchids for Miss Blandish; Cornered; and of course, Road to Utopia with Hope, Crosby, and Lamour!

*John Hoyt* as Dr. LundauWe of Team Bartilucci have affectionately dubbed Hoyt as one of the most angular people on the planet.  Fun Fact from the IMDb: In his early years of performing, he put together a nightclub act doing impressions of famous celebrities. His impersonation of Noel Coward was so good that he was hired for the original Broadway comedy The Man Who Came to Dinner in 1939, in which he played Beverley Carlton, a role obviously based on Coward himself. (The 1942 film version was swell, too!)

*Charles Dingle*
as Major Simon Montague, from The Song of Bernadette; The Little Foxes; Duel in the Sun; George Washington Slept Here.

*Peter Lorre,* saving my favorite villain for last!  Lorre’s long career includes the chilling shocker  M; The Maltese Falcon; Casablanca; All Through the Night; *, practically stealing the show as Kismet, the most fearsome of evil Simon Montague’s henchman.  I especially get a kick out of Kismet’s running gag about practicing his citizenship exam while keeping his knife skills sharp; now that’s what I call multitasking!  

But there are good funny folks here, too:
*Jean Wong*
Despite not being listed in the film’s credits, Jean Wong practically stole the show for us here at Team Bartilucci HQ as Mrs. Fong, the mother of a toddler (Roland Soo Hoo) who’s so loathe to smile for Ronnie during his attempts to make the little tyke smile, our hero quips, “This kid's gonna grow up to be a sponsor!”  Jean also appeared in The Lady from Shanghai (1947); The Night Has A Thousand Eyes (1948); and The King and I (1956).

* Lon Chaney Jr.* Our star!   The son of Lon Cheney touched my heart with his moving  performance as Lenny in the film version of Of Mice and Men (1939), and did a swell job in the classic horror thrillers The Wolf Man (1941) and The Mummy’s Tomb (1942), among many others.  In MFB, Lon Jr. turns out to have a flair for sending up his classic movie roles, especially from Of Mice and Men, and by golly, I found him downright endearing!   Lon Jr. had more comic talent than people gave him credit for.  The scene with the bars on the doors especially cracked me up!


OUCH!  Ronnie gets knocked down,
but gets back up again...and again!
MFB deftly spoofs hard-boiled private eye thrillers of the era with a barrage of uproarious one-liners and set-pieces. Hope and Lamour's usual comic/romantic chemistry is at its finest. According to the IMDb, the 1940s was a very prolific period for Bob Hope, having made 21 movies during that decade, including Hope and Lamour’s series of “Road” movies; The Paleface with Jane Russell, and My Favorite Blonde (1942) with Madeleine Carroll (who was also married to Sterling Hayden for a time)


Dude, that old guy and that righteous babe came from San Dimas,
where Bill and Ted had those excellent adventures! Awesome!


Fun Facts: According to the IMDb, Elliott Nugent’s grandson, Jonathon Elliott,   had memories to share:  “My grandfather, Elliott Nugent, directed this movie and wrote about it in his autobiography Events Leading up to the Comedy.  Paramount star Alan Ladd got the cool cameo as private eye Sam McCloud on the strength of having directed him in the 1949 version of The Great Gatsby. 

Bob Hope and Bing Crosby had always a long-standing arrangement to do cameos in each other's movies.  In this case, Bing had already done a cameo in Bob's most recent movie, so it wasn't Bing’s turn.  (The IMDb didn’t specifiy which film, but I’m guessing it’s our film, My Favorite Brunette). Nevertheless, Bob was so eager to convince Bing to do this cameo that Bob offered to pay Bing $5,000—which Bing donated to charity, bless him!  Crosby walked onto the set, skipped makeup (he was already made up from another movie he was shooting on the lot anyway), stopped at wardrobe to don a prison guard shirt, and did his bit in one take, leaving the soundstage in just five minutes.  The result: a Hollywood record for the most money per minute paid to an actor!”

My Favorite Lines from My Favorite Brunette:
Ronnie in San Quentin, hearing there’s no word from the Governor about the gas chamber: “No word, huh?  I’ll know who to vote for next time!”

Ronnie faces the gas chamber for reporters, his hands getting shaky:
“It’s not so hard to kick the bucket.  It’s not so tough to walk that last mile.  It’s just hard to light a cigarette, that’s all.”

Female Reporter (Garry Owen):Was it a woman?”
Ronnie: “It’s always a woman.  And you should have seen this woman.  Skin like smooth satin; beautiful blue eyes; dark silken hair; the kind of a gal who’d make you want to give her your last shirt.  (Pauses to look at his shirt.)  I borrowed this one from the Warden.”

Bob Hope: “You see, I wanted to be a detective too. It only took brains, courage and a gun—and I had the gun!”.

Bob Hope: “I was cut out for this kind of life. All my life I've wanted to be a hard- boiled detective like Humphrey Bogart, or Dick Powell ... or even Alan Ladd!” (Cue Alan Ladd!)



Ronnie arrives at Seacliff Lodge (not realizing it’s an asylum): “What a joint.  Must’ve been something left over from Wuthering Heights.  You know, the kind of a house that looks like you could hunt quail in the hallways?  I didn’t know it then, but I was gonna be the quail.”

Bob Hope (to Peter Lorre): “Nice cheerful place. What time do they bring the mummies out?”

Bob Hope: “It always looked so easy in those Tarzan pictures!”

Ronnie, coming to after Lorre knocked him out: “When I came to, I was playing Post Office with the floor. I had a lump on my head the size of my head.  Inside, Toscanini was conducting the Anvil Chorus with real blacksmiths.  I looked at the bottle of Old Pile Driver  and decided to stick to double malts.”

Bob Hope to Dorothy Lamour: "I don't know how much more of this I can take.  You've had me in hot water so long I feel like a tea bag.”

Ronnie and Carlotta at swanky café:  “The Poule D’Or, where they eat mink for breakfast.”





Carlotta's wheelchair-bound Uncle Stefan makes an
unexpected recovery!  Ronnie's keyhole camera will surely save
Carlotta, her uncle, and the day--if they hurry!


This car chase is making me hungry! Got any Grey Poupon?
Time to open the mailman? Whew, it's just the bad guys messing with us!
In the great tradition of Danny Kaye in The Secret Life of Walter Mitty,
Bob Hope as Ronnie finally gets a hot clue!
Is Carlotta giving Ronnie a private screening?
Whatever Carlotta wants, Carlotta gets!


Never bring a psychiatric patient to a knife fight,
especially if Kismet's involved!
!
Better luck getting the girl next time, Harry! :-)

 


Spider Baby:
"Just because something isn't good doesn't mean it's bad!"


Very rarely do you come along a film that you can truly describe as seminal.  Psycho was certainly the spiritual father to the slasher genre, and both it and Texas Chainsaw Massacre can be traced back to the real-life madman Ed Gein, but if you had to point to the far larger source of Chainsaw's DNA, it is the mad little film Spider Baby.  From it spawned the deep dark trope well of the Family of Crazies.  Sometimes alluring young ladies, sometimes mutated monsters like in The Hills Have Eyes, but they were first introduced to cinema by way of the Merrye clan.

By this point in his career, Lon Chaney Jr. had either settled into (or been forced into, depending on who you listen to) a steady stream of sad shadows of the classic horror roles, or self-parodies of his great dramatic turn as Lenny in Of Mice and Men, the latter category including the role he played in The Wife's selection above.  So it's rather nice that one of his last films ends up being one of his best performances, filled with compassion and kindness, something by that point, I expect most people forgot he could play.


Most kids play "Doctor" - the Merryes play
"Civil War Doctor"!
"Merrye Syndrome" is a malady specific to the family of the same name - members of the family grow and progress normally until early puberty, after which they begin to regress mentally, not just to childhood, but allegedly to earlier stages of evolution.  Chaney plays Bruno, chauffer and caregiver to the last of the family - young Virginia (Jill Banner) and Elizabeth (Beverly Washburn) and their brother Ralph (Sid Haig).  Ralph has already lost the ability to speak, and never walks when he can crawl, and the girls have grown into young loveliness, while their personalities have remained that of tomboys, with an affinity for insects and violence.

Bruno, following the wishes of their late (?) father, cares for them like he was their own, trying to keep them under control, and away from the prying eyes of neighbors.  But the occasional visitor can causes problems, like when a deliveryman (Mantan Moreland) gets caught in Virginia's "Spider web", who she kills with a series of "stings" with a pair of butcher knives.  Bruno dutifully cleans up after the trio when the unforeseen happens, and calmly tries to remind them how to behave.

But the delivery bring bad news - a lawyer reports that a distant member of the family wishes to take custody of the Merrye trio, and with them, control of the sizable holdings of the family.  Bruno must hastily clean his charges up and make the home look presentable, in the hopes there's no need to take the children away.

It...doesn't work out.

Bruno (Lon Chaney Jr.) cautions the girls to be on their best
behavior - no poison in the vinaigrette, and vivisection
is right out!
Chaney pulls off a solid performance as he cares for the young maniacs.  His final act of protection for the family is both tragic and hilarious, and at the same time, purposefully  hilarious.  He was already suffering from illness and a weakness for the drink by this point, and while it showed on him physically, he gave the role his all, nicely balancing over the top delivery and melodrama. 

As for the Sisters Merrye, Jill Banner died at only 35 in 1982, after only a handful of roles, including several parts on Dragnet, and Snow White in house favorite The President's Analyst.  Beverly Washburn was a child star, and is still working today. She'll be turning seventy this November 25th. 

Quinn Redeker, the family's distant relative, had a 25-year run on The Young and the Restless, after a nearly ten-year stint on The Days of our Lives.  He was also nominated for an Oscar as one of the writers of The Deer Hunter. And I'll lay odds that every personal appearance he makes, some yukkapuck makes him sign a copy of this damn movie.

Sid Haig's mute performance as Bruno is deliciously unsettling from the moment he crawls out of the back of the family's vintage automobile.  When he shows up in a Little Lord Fauntleroy suit halfway through the film, all dolled up to impress the relatives, it only makes him seem odder, especially considering the things he does to them while wearing that suit.  Considering how well he's now known for the film, most of his work was as more general character parts as hoods and unsavory swarthy individuals.  He got to play one of King Tut's minions on Batman, and in the late seventies, I first saw him as Dragos, the bad guy from one of Filmation's forays into live-action, Jason of Star Command.  It's only in recent years has Sid returned to the horror genre, mostly via the work of Rob Zombie, whose House of 1000 Corpses is so spiritually related to Spider Baby as to be as inbred as the Merrye clan itself. 

The film is almost required viewing for fans of horror history, and a delight for fans of dark comedy.  The recent high-quality DVD release is out of print, but not impossible to find, and well worth the search.

Say hi to Uncle Ned for me.

24 comments:

  1. My Favorite Brunette has always been one of my favorite Hope comedies...but the line that always sends me to the floor is when Bob cracks (after his attempts to get the kid to smile fail): "This kid's gonna grow up to be a sponsor!"

    Great reviews as always, TeamBart (though I probably would have went with a double feature of Brunette and Casanova's Big Night)!

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    1. Ivan, we of TeamBart are delighted to see your smiling face joining the fun here at TotED for the Chaney Blogathon! The quip about the kid growing up to be a sponsor has always been one of our favorites, too. I've only seen CASANOVA'S BIG NIGHT once, on TV when I was a young'un, but I'm glad you mentioned it, because it's a movie I'd like to watch again sometime. Thanks for your comments and your CASANOVA reminder, Ivers, you're a pal! :-)

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  2. Wow gang what a killer diller double feature with pizzazz and darn good insight. I love Vinnie's correlation as a spiritual soul mate to Rob Zombie's recent work. Summing up the film's lovable yet grotesque oddness perfectly. And of course Dor- I always laugh at your wonderful sense of humor and zest for the delicious zaniness in films... You're both gems for joining us. The CHANEY BLOGATHON is just a bit brighter and better with you both along for the ride...!

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    1. Aw, Joey, you're a sugar bowl with 2 handles, and I hope you're not tired of hearing that, because it's the truth, dear friend! Beaucoup thanks for your kind accolades for both Vinnie and me on our Chaney Blogathon contributions, and BRAVA to you and Fritzi for your awesome Blogathon! :-D (Warmest wishes to dear Wendy, too!)

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  3. What a cool double bill. I love "My Favorite Brunette." It is the best film noir parody I have ever seen, and you are right, Lon Chaney Jr was good at comedy. I have never seen Spider Baby. Another one to add to the list. If you're looking for progenitors of the Family of Crazies genre, have you ever seen Murder, He Says with Fred MacMurray? It is gloriously weird.

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    1. Thanks for your enthusiastic comments about Team Bartilucci's MY FAVORITE BRUNETTE/SPIDER BABY double-feature!, Joe! Vinnie and I are glad to see that you too are a fan of MY FAVORITE BRUNETTE, and if you also like your Lon Jr. films scary and twisted, yet unexpectedly poignant at times, SPIDER BABY is well worth a look.

      Thanks for mentioning MURDER, HE SAYS, too, because I'm a fan of both Helen Walker and Fred MacMurray as well; heck, you had me at "gloriously weird"! :-) I'll definitely track it down. Thanks for joining us here at Team Bartilucci HQ and joining the Lon Chaney Blogathon fun! :-D

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  4. Dor, I always love it when you have double features. It gives us different views of an actor's talent, as is the case here with our man Chaney. "Spider Baby" isn't my kind of movie, but I enjoyed the analysis of Chaney's performance.

    And you've made me want to see "My Favourite Brunette" again. I think I have it in an obscure DVD collection and now I need to dig it out and watch it again. I'm eager to see Chaney in a comedy.

    Thanks for treating your readers to a Chaney double feature! :)

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    1. Many thanks for your very kind words about our man Lon Chaney Jr. in our double-bill, Ruth! I especially appreciated your comments about the different views of Our Man Lon Jr. Happily, MY FAVORITE BRUNETTE is available on DVD as of this writing, so you can get ahold of Lon Jr.'s affectionate spoof of Lenny (or "Willie," as he's called in the movie). Glad to have you joining us on the Lon Chaney Blogathon fun, my friend!

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  5. The only thing better than a perfect film-noir is a perfect film-noir spoof and "My Favorite Brunette" nails it. The older I get, the smarter I get because the more Bob Hope is becoming a favourite. The guy cracks me up, and at this time of year I love a good laugh.

    PS: Ever notice how a fedora, a proper fedora, can raise a man's "cool" quotient? With Alan Ladd it just skyrockets.

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    1. Caftan Woman, I wholeheartedly agree with your comment: "The only thing better than a perfect film-noir is a perfect film-noir spoof, and "My Favorite Brunette" nails it." You betcha! Bob Hope's comedy-thrillers have long been among my favorites, with Dorothy Lamour being among my faves among his leading ladies; it's a tie between Dottie and Paulette Goddard for me! :-) So glad you're joining our Lon Cheney Blogathon fun sunny-side up, my friend!

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    2. And C.W., I quite agree: Nobody rocked fedoras better than Alan Ladd! (Yum! :-))!

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  6. My favorite Brunette seens a lovely film, and I have to catch it. I actually have seen few Bob Hope pictures, being the last Fancy Pants.
    And what is this Spiderbaby? I never heard of it, and it seens... disturbing.
    Don't forget to read my contribution to the blogathon! :)
    Kisses!

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    1. Le, thanks for your comments about MY FAVORITE BRUNETTE and SPIDER BABY! I definitely think you'll enjoy MY FAVORITE BRUNETTE and other Bob Hope movies; I especially like Hope's films from the 1930s and the 1940s.

      As for SPIDER BABY, my dear co-blogger and husband Vinnie agree it may not be suitable for all tastes; Vinnie enjoys SPIDER BABY more than I do, though the performances are good, especially Lon Jr. But if you like twisted yet strangely poignant horror films, and you like Lon Chaney Jr, then you might decide it's worth a look. I leave it up to you, my friend! :-) Thanks for joining the conversation, Le; I'll be commenting on yours this evening, and I look forward to your comments!

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  7. Le, I just wanted to let you know I've posted a comment for you about THE PENALTY over at CRITICO RETRO! Your review was excellent! BRAVA, my friend!

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  8. Thanks so much for this amazing double review! You celebrated Lon Chaney Jr's range beautifully and I loved all of your screencaps. This is quite the double feature. I think I feel a movie night coming on...

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    1. Fritzi, Vinnie and I are delighted that you enjoyed our MY FAVORITE BRUNETTE & SPIDER BABY double-bill! We're glad you enjoyed our screencaps, too! BRAVA to you and our dear partner-in-movie-crime Jo Gabriel for creating this awesome Cheney Blogathon, and thanks for letting us play in your cinematic garden! :-)

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  9. hi! I love My Favorite Brunette. It's like a real life Looney Tunes, where you have the just plain funny level, then the level where you actually spot all the movie in-jokes. Haven't seen Spider Baby yet. Great stuff, cheers!

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    1. Kristina, my friend, thanks ever so muchly for your kind praise of MY FAVORITE BRUNETTE! I love your comparison to "a real life Looney Tunes" and your mention of the levels of MFB funny. Glad you joined our Cheney Blogathon fun!

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  10. Of course I love MY FAVORITE BRUNETTE, Dorian. Some great lines in the script on top of all those wonderful character actors. A truly fun movie. Not as good as GHOST BREAKERS - but then what could be? Still I love those old Bob Hope movies. Not so much Bing Crosby, but Hope was tops.

    Thanks for another delightful post, kiddo!

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    1. Yvette, as always, I applaud your excellent taste in movies, especially comedy-thrillers! :-D I know lots of people love the Hope-and-Crosby team, but I must admit I love Bob Hope's movie spoofs the most, especially from 1939 and the late 1940s, including those great character actors (Peter Lorre especially cracks me up)! THE GHOST BREAKERS is my all-time favorite. Besides, I'm a sucker for detective spoofs, especially with Dottie Lamour! :-) We're so glad you dropped by to join the Lon Cheney fun and frolic, my friend, and warmest wishes to you and your fami from Team B!

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  11. SPIDER BABY is great trash cinema from one of the kings of trash - Jack Hill. It's been years since I saw it! As for MY FAVORITE BRUNETTE, I already mentioned to you on FB that it is one of my favorite Bob Hope films and a wonderful spoof on the private eye genre. The cast is great and I love the lines you picked out.

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    1. Hey, John, Vinnie and I thank you kindly for your positive comments on our MY FAVORITE BRUNETTE/SPIDER-BABY, and thanks for your reminder; as I believe Orson Welles said, a good cast is worth repeating, and that goes for swell bloggers, too! :-) P.S.: Your conspiracy article is excellent, too; having read and very much enjoyed it!

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  12. Brace yourself. I know it’s just an honor to be nominated, but….are you sitting? YOU’RE BEING GIVEN THE SUNSHINE AWARD!!! Seriously though, you’re doing some great work on this blog, so take a break, have a little fun and bask in the glory of your awesomeness!
    http://1001movieman.blogspot.com/2013/11/the-sunshine-award.html

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    1. Hi, Andrew, good to hear from you! Thanks for your kind tip of the hat to us here at Team Bartilucci HQ, and BRAVA and BRAVO to everyone all the wonderful worthy film bloggers who deserve praise! Thanks, and enjoy the rest of the Thanksgiving weekend! :-)

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