Wednesday, August 27, 2014
Our Fourth Anniversary - I WANT MY CAKE!
It was four years ago today(-ish) on August 22, 2010 - that I began my blog post, Tales of the Easily Distracted, often with my witty and delightful hubby Vinnie Bartilucci as Team Bartilucci! We're still enjoying blogging about our favorite movies every couple of weeks, mostly films with suspense and tongue-in-cheek wry comedy. Most of all, we have been happy to get to know new fellow movie lovers as well as enjoying our longtime friends' awesome blogs I'm also getting back in the saddle to polishing my novel The Paranoia Club; but hey, one thing at a time! What the heck, wish me luck anyway, and Vinnie and I hope you'll all enjoy all the swell upcoming movie fun here and with other swell blogger pals! Now then, let's cut the cake, and watch our favorite movies, old and new, for many more movie delights!
Sunday, August 3, 2014
Ten Little Indians (1965) - Six (-ty) Five, Four, Three...
There is Nothing Like a Dame! We mean Dame Agatha Christie, of course! Here in our latest series of blog posts saluting the talented and prolific films based on the novels of Mrs. Christie, this time we’re watching one of our favorites, Ten Little Indians, the 1965 version (1966 in some posts). Our favorite brother act, The Popkin Brothers, (Impact; D.O.A.) again produced the film, along with co-producer Harry Alan Towers (who deserves an article or even a book, but that, too, is another story). We’ve watched and enjoyed the 1945 version, And Then There Were None, but this time, Mrs. Christie’s chilling tale gets even more exciting, thanks to screenwriters Peter Yeldham and Towers himself, under the nom de plume “Peter Welbeck”; talk about a man of many faces!
George Pollock, who directed the delightful Miss Marple films starring Margaret Rutherford, blends suspense, action, humor and sexy romance with this swell cast, produced by Harry Alan Towers, who also had the rights to Ten Little Indians:
- Leo Genn (Oscar-nominee for Quo Vadis; The Snake Pit
- Daliah Lavi (Casino Royale; The Silencers)
- Dennis Price (Kind Hearts and Coronets; I’m All Right, Jack
- Fabian (The Longest Day; North to Alaska
- Shirley Eaton (Goldfinger; The Girl Hunters
- Wilfrid Hyde-White (The Third Man; My Fair Lady)
- Hugh O’Brian (The Shootist; TV’s Wyatt Earp)
- Stanley Holloway (The Lavender Hill Mob)
- Marriane Hoppe (The Wrong Move; Romance in a Minor Key)
And *Mario Adorf (The Tin Drum; The Bird with the Crystal Plumage)
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| Similarities between the two film versions abound, like this "keyhole" shot! |
With all the Currier & Ives-style winter wonderland atmosphere, it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas — except that nobody knows each other, not even hired secretary Ann Clyde (Eaton). Leave it to a movie star to break the ice, namely renowned actress Ilona Bergen (Lavi):
“How utterly marvelous! You all came to a house party without knowing your host!”
Hugh: “Well, what about you, Miss Bergen?”
Ilona: “Darling, it happens to me all the time!” (Oh, those jaded jet-setters!
Our absent host U.N. Owen takes his sweet time showing up; what would Miss Manners say? Luckily, Judge Cannon (Hyde-White) has a toast for the occasion: “To absent friends, the ten little Indians, and of course, our host.” Keep an eye on your guests, you guys and gals; they might not stay very long, and not just because they’re jet-setters! Soon a chilling, unknown voice breaks the ice with a series of accusations about the guests and the murders in their pasts. The unknown "U.N. Owen (gotta hand it to the fiend, he (or she?) sure has a great sense of gallows humor!
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| "We've gotta have a romance, by George!" |
Fun Fact: The mysterious U.N. Owen’s sinister voice was played by the one and only Christopher Lee!
Our stranded guests finally let their fair down and admit their crimes: General Mandrake sent five men to their deaths to in what turned out to be a tragic blunder, but was decorated anyway; the Grohmanns were accused of a mercy killing by their elderly charges. Ilona had been a British Army Officer’s wife, bored but sticking with him until she finally got a chance to get a screen test, then blowing that Popcicle stand and propelling herself to stardom—and when she dumped her sad hubby, he killed himself in despair, the poor guy. She does seem to have some remorse, though my cynical side has me thinking she was more sorry for herself than anything else. Mandrake knew all about her because Ilona’s husband had been Mandrake’s superior! News travels fast in a snowbound Château! Judge Cannon had convicted a truly evil man, one Edward Seton, including other wicked things he’d done to save time; there’s multitasking for you! And then there was Dr. Armstrong, living (but not for long) while he was literally drinking and driving while drunk, resulting in a killing a young couple. And the body count begins...
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| Hugh and Grohmann get ready to RUMBLE! |
I especially got a kick out of the Whodunit Break to give us viewers one minute to see who the killer is: “The Whodunit Break: “…A First in Motion Pictures! Just before the gripping climax of the film, you’ll be given sixty seconds to decide to guess the who the murderer is…WE DARE YOU TO GUESS!”
Personally, I’d like to think the great William Castle is watching this in Heaven and grinning from ear to ear!
Sunday, July 13, 2014
And Then There Were None (1945) Ten...Nine...Eight...
Produced by brothers Leo C. Popkin and Harry H. Popkin, The Popkin Brothers
(Impact;
D.O.A.; The Well)
produced the film adaptation of Dame Agatha Christie’s 1945 film version
of her thriller
And Then There Were None,
with great success. And
Then There Were None
was produced by 20th Century-Fox and directed by the great
Rene Clair,
and based on
Agatha Christie’s
best-selling suspense novel, blending chilling suspense and wry humor.
However, Mrs. Christie’s original British version of the novel was
originally titled
Ten Little Niggers,
which didn’t go over well with us Yanks! Just as well, as screenwriter Dudley Nichols (Stagecoach; Scarlet Street) did a swell job of of adapting Mrs. Christie’s worldwide smash, adding more wickedly witty bits of wry dark humor!
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| Thank goodness we’re about to dock! I've still got the willies from that ordeal with the U-Boat and Connie Porter! |
The characters don't talk much, at least at first; they just smile and nod politely, no small feat when many of them are trying not to toss their cookies after that boat ride! The crashing waves over the opening credits work perfectly; I was tempted to get my snorkel! Let’s meet our travelers, shall we?
- Barry Fitzgerald from Mark Hellinger’s The Naked City; The Quiet Man) as Judge Quincannon.
- Walter Huston (Oscar-winner for The Treasure of the Sierra Madre; Dodsworth; The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, as Dr. Edward G. Armstrong). (Mind you, this was before his son John Huston became a writer and director!)
- Mischa Auer (You Can’t Take it With You; My Man Godfrey) as Prince Nikki Starloff.
- June Duprez (The Thief of Bagdad; None But the Lonely Heart) as Vera Claythorne.
- Louis Hayward (Ladies in Retirement; The Man in the Iron Mask) as Phillip Lombard.
-
Roland Young
(Topper; The Philadelphia Story) as Detective Blore.
- Judith Anderson from Laura; Alfred Hitchcock’s Rebecca, as Emily Brent.
- Sir C.Aubrey Smith (Tarzan the Ape Man; Rebecca) as General Mandrake.
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| Mischa Auer's Prince Nikki chokes to death on a small piece of scenery. |
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| A dune to a kill! |
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| Janet! Dr. Scott! Janet! Brad! Rocky! |
Who will survive? Watch And Then There Were None on July 21 -- and the 1965 version, too, coming ever so soon!
Sunday, June 22, 2014
One, Two, Three (1961) - "Setzen machen!"
Aurora of @CitizenScreen of Once Upon a Screen.
(By the way, ladies, we love your description of you two smart and lovely ladies describing your fabulous Blogathon: “We’re girls gone Wilder!”)
Meet our protagonist, C.R. MacNamara, as played by James Cagney:
“On Sunday, August 1st, 1961, the eyes of America were on the nation’s capital, where Roger Maris was hitting home runs 44 and 45 against the Senators. On that same day, without any warning, the East German Communists sealed the border between East and West Berlin. I only mention this to show the kind of people we’re dealing with: real shifty!”
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| "A gift from my employees on the tenth anniversary of the Berlin Airlift." |
In Cameron Crowe’s book Conversations with Wilder (Alfred A. Knopf),
it’s been said that Wilder and his co-writer I.A.L Diamond claimed that One, Two, Three wasn't so much funny as it was fast: “We did just did it, nine pages at a time, and he never fumbled.” Apparently another Cagney bio claims that wasn't completely true, but I say the nit-pickers need to lighten up! Our family fell in love with One, Two, Three and its hilarious pace breakneck pace!
The rollicking cast includes:
- James Cagney; Oscar-winner for Yankee Doodle Dandy, as well as great performances in White Heat; *Love Me or Leave Me*
- Howard St. John, who you may also remember from Mister 880, and his memorable dramatic turn as Captain Turley in Alfred Hitchcock’s Strangers on a Train.
- Pamela Tiffin (Harper; The Pleasure Seekers)
- Horst Buchholz (The Magnificent Seven; Nine Hours to Rama)
- Arlene Francis, actress and TV personality (The Thrill of it All)
- Lilo Pulver (A Time to Love and a Time to Die; a Global Affair)
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| C.R. MacNamara was tasked with getting "German business- men to have Coke with their knockwurst" |
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| Meet Scarlett Hazeltine (Pamela Tiffin), hot-blooded teenage world-traveler. If Scarlett was up for an award, she’d be a shoo-in for “Girl Most Likely to Give Mac’s Family High Blood Pressure!” |
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| Poor Otto, he doesn't know that all his troubles are behind him. |
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| Waterboarding, eat your heart out! |
True, some of the more topical gags may seem dated today, but with Wilder and his co-writer I.A. L. Diamond (based on a play by Ferenc Molnar) , the smart snappy cast, and the breakneck pace, there wasn't a single scene that didn't leave me laughing out loud! Can this howling hilarious satire save the day and the Free World? Would Billy Wilder let you down? Watch and laugh!
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| “How would you like a little fruit for desert?” (Cagney kids his Public Enemy grapefruit gag while arguing with Buchholz and Pamela Tiffin. |
As The Wife mentions, the topical jokes in this film may require some explanation, but much like the jokes in any Warner Brothers cartoon, once they're explained, a whole new level of irreverence stands revealed. The obvious physical gags like the Russian trade ministers all resembling various Russian leaders (including Leon Askin, best known to TV mavens as General Burkhalter from Hogan's Heroes) are easy to spot -- the minister taking his shoe off and banging it against the table to the rousing music and dancing of Lilo Pulver might miss a few heads as it sails over.
Otto: We will take over West Berlin. We will take over Western Europe.
We will bury you!
C.R. MacNamara: Do me a favor. Bury us, but don't marry us.
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| Topical jokes like this are missed by modern audiences, but cut deep at the issues of the day. |
The climax of the film, as Mac and his cohorts must pull a Piffl pecuniary Pygmalion, is a masterpiece of comedic timing. The chiming of the Uncle Sam clock gets imperceptibly faster each time it goes off, subtly underlining the increasingly frenetic pace as merchants and tradesmen teem through the Coca-Cola offices to add some white and blue to the little Red. As legend has it, Cagney was having trouble with the machine-gun monologues as he rattles off orders to his underlings, so much so that he began to suspect he was, perhaps, not quite over the hill, but able to see the precipice without binoculars. He walked to a corner of the soundstage, gave himself a quiet pep-talk, came back and nailed the speech in one more take. The stress of the film caught up with him - this was his last film before his return in Ragtime.
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| Hard to believe Lilo Pulver was usually cast as a tomboy, ain't it? |
Sunday, June 1, 2014
Arabesque: Burnoose Notice
This post has
been revised and republished as part of the Snoopathon: A Blogathon of
Spies, hosted by Fritzi Kramer! The Blogathon will run
from June 1st through June 3rd, 2014. (Quick,
what’s the password?)
The ever-versatile choreographer-turned-director Stanley Donen began his entertainment career with tuneful, urbane, inventive musicals including hits like On the Town (1949); Singin’ in the Rain (1952); Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (1954); Funny Face (1957). Like 1963’s comedy-thriller Charade (Fun Fact: that’s the year I was born!), Arabesque is another fabulous Universal romantic thriller in the grand stylish comedy-thriller tradition, including some of the same personnel!
After Stanley Donen’s Hitchcockian romantic comedy-thriller
Charade (1963) became a smash hit,
Donen had a decision to make:
Well, Donen finally opted for a little of both with Arabesque (1966), and why not? Don’t we all deserve more of the finer things in life, including entertaining suspense movies? But I digress! Arabesque has just about everything a moviegoer could want in a fun escapist comedy-thriller: spine-tingling suspense; international intrigue; sexy romance between Oscar-winning movie stars, albeit not both for Arabesque; you see, star Gregory Peck won his Best Actor Oscar for To Kill A Mockingbird, (1962), while Sophia Loren won her Best Actress Oscar for the searing Italian drama Two Women (1960).
Loren and Peck make a wonderful match with their delightful onscreen chemistry, accompanied by the great Henry Mancini (Charade; Hatari; Breakfast at Tiffany’s;Two for the Road).
I love screenwriter Peter Stone (Charade; Who is Killing the Great Chefs of Europe and collaborators, including Peter Stone) smart and snappy dialogue brimming with memorable lines; eye-catching English locations; jazzy Henry Mancini music infused with such exotic Middle Eastern touches as zithers and mandolas; inventive visuals with a pop art vibe; and the beguiling Sophia Loren in glam shoes, courtesy of foot-fetishist sugar daddy Alan Badel (The Day of the Jackal), and Christian Dior clothes! What’s not to love?
If Charade was Alfred Hitchcock Lite, then
Arabesque
is Hitchcock Lite after taking a few classes in James Bond 101, including an
opening title sequence by Maurice Binder, who also did the honors for Charade
and most of the James Bond movies. Gregory Peck plays David Pollack, a
hieroglyphics expert Yank professor at Oxford who finds himself embroiled in
Middle Eastern intrigue while decoding the cipher (which also happens to be the
title of the Gordon Cotler novel which inspired the film, adapted by
Julian Mitchell, Stanley Price and Pierre Marton. More
about Marton in a moment) which serves as Arabesque’s MacGuffin.
Our hero finds himself up against four Arabs who want to know what’s on the hieroglyphic-like cipher:
John Merivale of The List of Adrian Messenger fame is memorable as Sloane, Beshraavi’s put-upon henchman, who gets a memorably tense opening scene in a doctor’s office, and is treated as a combination lackey and punching bag for the rest of the film. I almost—only almost—felt sorry for the guy. Anyway, some of David’s new associates have no qualms about stooping to murder, and soon the chase is on, with suspenseful scenes at the Hyde Park Zoo and Ascot. Our man David is subjected to truth serum and knockouts, and I’m not just talking about Loren: “Every time I listen to you, someone either hits me over the head or tries to vaccinate me.” Poor David doesn’t know where to turn, especially since he can never be sure whether or not he can trust the mercurial Yasmin.
The ever-versatile choreographer-turned-director Stanley Donen began his entertainment career with tuneful, urbane, inventive musicals including hits like On the Town (1949); Singin’ in the Rain (1952); Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (1954); Funny Face (1957). Like 1963’s comedy-thriller Charade (Fun Fact: that’s the year I was born!), Arabesque is another fabulous Universal romantic thriller in the grand stylish comedy-thriller tradition, including some of the same personnel!
After Stanley Donen’s Hitchcockian romantic comedy-thriller
Charade (1963) became a smash hit,
Donen had a decision to make: - Should he play it safe and make another film just like Charade?
Keep in mind that this was in the days before filmmakers sequel’ed hit films to
death, often lazily giving them titles like, say, Hit Movie Part 2.
Or… - Should Our Man Stan go boldly go where he hadn’t gone before in his film career?
Well, Donen finally opted for a little of both with Arabesque (1966), and why not? Don’t we all deserve more of the finer things in life, including entertaining suspense movies? But I digress! Arabesque has just about everything a moviegoer could want in a fun escapist comedy-thriller: spine-tingling suspense; international intrigue; sexy romance between Oscar-winning movie stars, albeit not both for Arabesque; you see, star Gregory Peck won his Best Actor Oscar for To Kill A Mockingbird, (1962), while Sophia Loren won her Best Actress Oscar for the searing Italian drama Two Women (1960).
Loren and Peck make a wonderful match with their delightful onscreen chemistry, accompanied by the great Henry Mancini (Charade; Hatari; Breakfast at Tiffany’s;Two for the Road).
I love screenwriter Peter Stone (Charade; Who is Killing the Great Chefs of Europe and collaborators, including Peter Stone) smart and snappy dialogue brimming with memorable lines; eye-catching English locations; jazzy Henry Mancini music infused with such exotic Middle Eastern touches as zithers and mandolas; inventive visuals with a pop art vibe; and the beguiling Sophia Loren in glam shoes, courtesy of foot-fetishist sugar daddy Alan Badel (The Day of the Jackal), and Christian Dior clothes! What’s not to love?
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| The eyes have it, and Prof. Ragheed's gonna get it! |
Our hero finds himself up against four Arabs who want to know what’s on the hieroglyphic-like cipher:
- Prime Minister Jena (pronounced “Yay-na” and played by Carl Duering of A Clockwork Orange), who’s in England on a hush-hush mission;
- Nejim Beshraavi (Badel), the suave-bordering-on-unctuous shipping magnate whose ships may be laid up for good if Jena signs a treaty promising to use English and American tankers;
- Yussef Kasim (Kieron Moore of Crack in the World fame, among others), whose penchant for then-hip lingo a la Edd “Kookie” Byrnes on 77 Sunset Strip belies his ruthlessness; and...
- Beshraavi’s beautiful, unpredictable lover Yasmin Azir, played by the dazzling, hazel-eyed Loren. She’s sharp, witty, and alluring as all get out in her fabulous Dior wardrobe, including a beaded golden burnoose, plus Sophia rides horses convincingly!
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| In any language, nobody can resist Yasmin! |
John Merivale of The List of Adrian Messenger fame is memorable as Sloane, Beshraavi’s put-upon henchman, who gets a memorably tense opening scene in a doctor’s office, and is treated as a combination lackey and punching bag for the rest of the film. I almost—only almost—felt sorry for the guy. Anyway, some of David’s new associates have no qualms about stooping to murder, and soon the chase is on, with suspenseful scenes at the Hyde Park Zoo and Ascot. Our man David is subjected to truth serum and knockouts, and I’m not just talking about Loren: “Every time I listen to you, someone either hits me over the head or tries to vaccinate me.” Poor David doesn’t know where to turn, especially since he can never be sure whether or not he can trust the mercurial Yasmin.
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| Kieron Moore attempts to kill Peck and Loren with a construction site. |
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| Kieron Moore reads the Arabesque script: "I talk like Kookie and get knocked off how?!" |
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| If the shoe fits, Beshraavi will have Yasmin wear it! |
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| Giddy-up, giddy-up, let's go! Let's vanquish a foe! |
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| Our heroes saddle up for action! Nice horsies! |
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| At Ascot, that's the ticket - to frame our man David Pollock for murder! |
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| Reflections in two sexy spies! (Great F/X work!) |
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| Odd, I don’t usually get hieroglyphics in my fortune cookies! |
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| Double-cross Beshraavi, and you’re in for a date
with the falcon— and we don’t mean George Sanders! |
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| Now that's what I call breakfast in bed! |
Friday, May 23, 2014
The Man Who Knew Too Much (1956): Que Sera Scare-a!
Today’s parents are often accused of “Helicopter Parenting,” but after the harrowing adventure the McKenna Family endures in Alfred Hitchcock’s 1956 remake of The Man Who Knew Too Much, who can blame them for being a heck of a lot clingier than usual?
As TCM’s Brian Cady notes, the original 1934 smash hit got Hitchcock started on a nearly unbroken string of wildly popular suspense thrillers that made him “The Master of Suspense.”
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| Hitchcock's films were well known for their cymbalism... |
Friday, May 2, 2014
There’s Always a Woman: Blondell Ambition
The First
Romantic Comedy Blogathon is hosted by Backlots and Carole & Co. from May 1st through May 4th, 2014.
Thanks for letting us play in your
garden!
I’ve always enjoyed screwball comedies that blend romance and comedy, and the
zanier, the better, especially when there’s mystery in the mix! Case in
point: Columbia Pictures’comedy-mystery
There’s Always A
Woman
(1938). All the filmmakers had to say to make me love this movie were
three names- Joan Blondell (Nightmare Alley; Three on a Match
- Two-time Oscar-winner Melvyn Douglas (Hud; Being There; Ninotchka).
(Fun Fact: Douglas was also the grandfather of actress Illeana Douglas (Dummy; Martin Scorsese’s remake of Cape Fear. - Mary Astor, Best Supporting Actress Oscar-winner for The Great Lie; The Palm Beach Story).
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| Sally helps Bill to root, root, root for the home team! |
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| Wow! Two Reardons for the price of one! What a scoop! Eat your heart out, Miss Marple! |
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| Lola Fraser wears widows' weeds well! |
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| Big owie! That's what you get for hogging Sally's credit, Bill, you bad boy! |
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| Bill and Sally get soused soused while looking for clues at the Skyline Club! Sally: "Why didn't you pick me up?" Bill: "I did it before, and look what happened." |
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| What does detective Bill Reardon have that William Powell doesn't have, besides Myrna Loy? Clients, that's what! |
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| Joan Blondell's third degree didn't go as well as the police would have hoped... |
TCM’s Lorraine LoBianco reports There’s Always a Woman set was a family affair, with ex-sister-in-law Connie, who’d just divorced Blondell’s brother, and then her sister Gloria Blondell a contract! No wonder Joan was happy to be at Columbia, except for just one little thing: for some reason, Warner Bros. (where she’d worked at the time) didn’t want Blondell to wear her hair in her signature curly ringlets hair. Luckily, director Alexander Hall gallantly made sure he had brunettes and redheads among the actors so that Blondell would attract all eyes.
Fun Facts:
There’s Always A Woman also had a 1939 sequel with Douglas, There’s That Woman Again. This time, Virginia Bruce played Sally Reardon..
Also, don’t blink or you’ll miss:
• A young Rita Hayworth in a brief role as a secretary!
• Whitey of the Dead End Kids, a.k.a. The Bowery Boys!
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| Sally knows a detective must keep track of their partners I bet they need more toilet paper, too! |
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