This post is being republished as part of the "For the Boys" Blogathon hosted by The Scarlett Olive from November 19th to November 20th, 2011.
|If Walter marries Gertrude, they'll have to change the title to The Dreary Life of "Walty Mittens!"|
|How to Meet Cute Shy Guys, Lesson 1: Slip a little black book listing hot jewels into Shy Guy's briefcase. It's a great little ice-breaker!|
|Our hero is happy to hold the Mayo!|